Tuesday, March 18, 2008
goochie goochie
I have a terrible confession to make, I dislike the cooworker next to my cubicle so much!! I have an eversion to her just like I have an eversion to parasites. SHE IS A parasite! AHHHH! Everytime she gets near me I back away because she is a walking bacterial infestation. Oh, and the best part is that she's smoked for so long whenever she laughs her horrible laugh (which is frequently) she get's her "smokers cough" and I run and hide from all the foul microbes exiting her mouth. I literally cannot think of anything to say when she is around because I'm concentrating so hard on avioding her. Anyone elese have disgusting, repulsive, ancient, cooworkers that they would love to write a blog about? If you're like me, you probably don't want to gossip about them at work, but would love to post it on the internet for everyone to see!!!! HAHAHAH
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I was just wondering how much you secretly really like her. The reason being is you spell coworker with one o and you spelled it with 2 o's such as you would when spelling cooing. So my idea is you really do like her, but you just seriously dislike the fact that she is a bacterial infestation. Check down deep in your heart and you will see that your mispelling of coworker is a fraudien (I can't spell that word but you can't read anything into it) slip.
Love,
Your mother
PS who is lulu?
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