Year of the Boar (that's 1983 for all you non-astrology people)

Are you as happy as I am? I was looking over my profile and found out that I was born in the year of the boar! No wonder I am the way I am. It all makes sense and is suddenly meaningful. Here are my specific characteristics:

You are a good friend.

You are sincere, tolerant and honest.

You are sometimes disappointed.

You will thrive in the arts as an entertainer or you will be a great lawyer.

If I didn't know any better I would say that astrology is at best pretty generic and superficial but this description defines me to a "T." How did they know I would be a great lawyer? And my acting career (as a great entertainer) is blossoming. And talk about spooky! I am disappointed sometimes. According to this all the 25 year olds are acting lawyers who are sad at times but tolerant and honest at others times (who's ever heard of a sincere lawyer? (except Atticus Finch of course)). Oh, and they are a good pal.