Friday, February 22, 2008

Retraction (but not deletion)


Dear Reader,
On the 20th day of February in the year 2008 a blog was posted under the name of "Mr. Bennett K Johnson" with the title "A Small Confession." This blogger would like to retract that blog seeing that it was not in fact written by Mr. Johnson and does not reflect Mr. Johnson's true feelings on the said subject. Mr. Johnson has not/will not read the mentioned literature at any time and therefore cannot comment on his reaction (positive or negative) toward the writings. This was a revenge tactic brought on by the writer of this blog in response to a blog supposedly posted by herself but was in fact not. This blogger would like to affirm her detest toward baseball. She doesn't not enjoy the aforementioned sport and probably never will (unless her eyes and ears are ripped out simultaneously in one horrific accident then she would probably very much enjoy sitting in a stadium with nothing to see or hear, as long as she couldn’t feel anything either.)
Thank you.
This blogger would also like to print a retraction for the above photograph containing sushi considering that it has absolutely nothing to do with this blog.

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