I'll bet all of you thought that formulas were only good for math. HOWEVER I just figured out the formula to get into Heaven which I am now graciously going to share with you.
1. Serve others. That's worth 1 point per service
2. Tell others you are serving them. That's worth 2 points. The reason being that it gives the person being served a chance to show unlimited gratitude and Heavenly Father likes people who are grateful.
3. Tells others you are serving them and if they feel guilty, that's worth 100 points because you have then given that person a reason to repent. And Heavenly Father really likes the repentant sinner.
So my dears that is the formula for getting into heaven. Good luck but I doubt that you can beat my current score which I tallied to be about a billion trillion gillion.
3 comments:
Finally! A way to beat the system. Thanks mom.
I don't get it. What's service?
This might be the funniest thing I have ever read!
And if Penny gets a big head from reading this compliment, I've given her a chance to repent.
~M
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