So we started planting in our garden this week and already our plants are dying. I balme it all on the evil queen Bavmorda. It has been a lot of fun so far but we really have no clue what we are doing. We have planted tomatoes, peppers, cilantro (thats the one that is dying), potatoes, beans, peas, squash, zuccini and garlic so far. If anyone knows anything about plants give us some pointers.
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Here's how to garden:
1. Plant the plant that is already growing that you purchased for a bunch of money at the nursery.
2. Pay for the water and water the plant.
3. Talk to the plant. It likes it.
4. You think I am going to say watch the plant die and go to the store and buy the vegetables but I'm not.
5. Don't ask Leesa if she wants anything made out of zucchini because she will give you the "look" and you don't want that.
6. If your stuff doesn't grow, steal the stuff that does grow from the neighbor's garden. It will taste just the same if not better.
Lovingly
Your mother
You probably shouldn't have asked for plant advice from Allisons'.
I noticed something that appears obvious to me from the photos: NO ONE ELSE HAS PLANTED ANYTHING! They tried last year and after some research discovered that like most of Utah, the ground is a nuclear waste dump! If you do get something to grow - watch out - it may mutate and eat you! Love, Dad
PS don't leave your hatched out or a serial killer could get it and kill someone.
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