Your only choice for Governor!

As many of you probably know, Dell Schanze (a.k.a. SUPERDELL) is running for Governor. Below are a few snippets taken from his own website. He definitely adds flavor to the race. I'm excited, because for the first time since Nixon, and I wasn't old enough to vote in the election of 1968, we have a candidate who meets my three criteria for an elected official: a) insanity b) simplistic solutions to complicated problems applied with obtuse and moronic obstinateness c) delusions of grandeur. SUPERDELL exceeds expectations in all three. A few quotes to better acquaint you with the candidate:

- This is not a laughing matter; we are in a world of hurt if I don’t get elected!

- Now that I am a candidate for governor I can receive inspiration and revelation from God for the whole state of Utah. So no it is no longer just personal. (My favorite quote)

- In order to know me you must first get to know God extremely well. Otherwise I will be very difficult to comprehend. I am so dang Totally Awesome that satan encourages his angles to fight me every where he can as I am one of his greatest enemies.

- What kind of completely spineless satanist would allow the federal government to tell them child executions are ok and then go along with it??? Jon Huntsman Jr. That’s who. God told me if we end child executions in our state we will get nearly free energy for all. If we don’t we will suffer the wrath of God. Some choice huh!?

- There really isn't a choice for Governor in Utah for those that believe in God. ALL, 100%, every single Christian in Utah will vote for Dell Schanze as governor.

- If you don't vote Christian then you will be voting anti-Christ. Those that worship satan!!!

- Every negative you believe about Dell Schanze is a lie. It is yet another blatant deception of the media attempting to use their power to get you to vote for candidates that will NOT stand for what you believe in.This is the truth, pray about it if you don't already know it is true and God will manifest it's truth to you. Now is the time to act!! Donate to Dell Schanze for Governor now. Win or lose it is the RIGHT thing to do and you will be held accountable for sitting on the fence and watching your rights and freedoms pass you by.

- Welfare promotes promiscuity. Unmarried mothers are rewarded for sexual relations with numerous partners.

- Women have the freedom of choice. They can choose NOT to be a slut.

- God told me personally that if we end abortion we will be able to discover and use the unlimited supply of oil right here in Utah.

If you want to know more you can check out his website here; http://dellschanze.blogspot.com/