Are you worried that your kid's aren't eating enough paint? Scared that they will grow up to be accountants, H.R. representatives or any other responsible well paying position without any creativity or discolored skin? Then TUB-O-PAINT is the activity for you. Just pour a crap load of non toxic paint into the bathtub, disrobe your baby and let them spend hours happily confined within a porcelain canvas while you are free to watch reruns of "The O.C." and peruse your favorite social media site unencumbered by the little ones. TUB-O-PAINT gives you the life you never knew you wanted while putting your child on the path to misunderstood, under appreciated, alcoholic artist who still lives in your basement and is one failed masterpiece away from cutting their ear off.
2 comments:
This is an awesome post!! I actually might do that in my bathtub. And you sound exactly like that cups song! So impressive!
Michael says, I thinks that eva likes it
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