
So I'm supposed to teach the Young Women this Sunday and the lesson asks for an "unusual tool". So I thought about it and realized I could bring in an endometrial pipelle biopsy tool. But then I thought; oh wait then I'll have to explain to the Young Women what it's used for and they probably wouldn't like it. So then I thought I would bring in some pap smear "tools", but for the same reason as above I decided against it. I continued to try to think of something, but they all had some "gross" medical purpose; so now I have no ideas at all. Maybe I'll just bring in a spoon. That sounds like a fantastic solution. No one would know what a spoon is used for....
3 comments:
"Marge! Hand me one of those things you use...to... dig food with."
"You mean a spoon?"
"Yah, gimme gimme gimme." (loud chewing sounds)
I want to know what tool you use, so I can copy.
I will give you a quarter if you do the spoon thing and 35 cents for either of the other two. Think about it ---- 35 cents or a dumb quarter. Which will it be?
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