Yes! I'm finally out of debt as of yesterday! Stupid credit cards! Stupid credit card companies who give me stupid credit. I never want to go into debt again. Why is it that you have to go into debt to prove that you can get out of debt? Don't people who stay out of debt prove more about their spending abilities than those who go into debt? But you have to have a credit score to buy anything major so you have to have debt. Anyway, now that I'm out of debt I plan to quit my current job and get my dream job working at the bowling alley. I'll get to spray the shoes and wax the lanes and watch old people bowl at 11 in the morning all while watching day time TV on my little pocket TV. I'll have to change my name to Murray (that's more of a bowling alley employee name). People will say, "Hey Murray," and, "Yo Murray," as they walk by. I can't think of anything more fulfilling (besides working at a lumber yard or textile store).
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BOWLING???? Why bowling? I hate bowling. Think of all those 11 AM butts pointing right at Murray. Oh, the image is too frightening! I am going to have to go lay down and let my poor barely beating heart rest a bit after this shock.
Mom should be shocked, she's the one that has created 7 people that are shockingly bad at bowling.
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