The HOA Gestapo

Our Home Owners Association is patroled by the Gestapo. They come around at 12:30 am and put threatening notes on people's trashcans, mailboxes, cars, hoses, etc. We even got a note about our neighbor's weeds. They said that they were going to fine us $50 if we didn't take care of it.
I woke up a few nights ago at 1am because people were yelling outside. I looked through the blinds and saw a guy putting a note on a trashcan and the homeowner yelling at him for doing it. Then yesterday Andrew asked a guy from the Honda dealership to pick him up at our house so we could get our car. Well, the guy has the Honda logo on his car so when he gets to the gate to our neighborhood someone was already going through it so he thought he would just follow them. But the car happened to be the Gestapo, so the guy in the car stops right after going through the gate, forcing our driver to stop and subsequently almost get hit by the gate. I'm afraid that they are now going to search our house, and force us to clean it with our toothbrushes. They might even enslave our geko's. I think I need a hiding place.