I would just like to relate a 30 min. conversation that I had with my neighbor the other day. In the course of the 30 min he told me that he had done the following things during his life:
1. While single had a court-appointed daughter because her parents were getting a divorce and didn't trust the othere person with the kid (but they trusted my psychotic neighbor)
2. Worked all day, and then drove straight to Michigan from AZ, without sleeping
3. Was the pastor of a Christian Church (but now things going to church stinks)
4. Is currently part of some Native American religion where they don't have to go to church. He also has some rare spiritual quality according to his religion.
5. Is "prediabetic", has extremely high cholesterol, and has a "heart problem". From what he told me he is NOT prediabetic, doesn't have a cholesterol problem, and he has no heart problems. His doctor prescribed cinnamon tablets to treat all of his "conditions". I just think that he wants attention.
6. Was involved in the Vietnam War and now the government is watching him becasue he "knows too much"
7. He also trains the FBI, and has an FBI badge. Furthermore, he knows defensive moves that blow the FBI away.
8. He is a locksmith (this one is actually true).
Just thought I would spread the joy of his psychotic ravings. Oh, and he recommends taking herbs instead of drugs, because herbs are just completely different from drugs. (I didn't mention that most drugs are just concentrated herbs). Enjoy!
2 comments:
This guy has now become my (almost) favorite person in the world
no one can ever take the number one spot: christine, but they can take #2 spot: Leesa's place anytime, I see how it goes mom!
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