Thursday, December 29, 2011

Bennett is so freakin awesome

I LOVE BENNETT.
Top 10 things i love about Bennett:
  10. Bulging biceps
  09. Amazing aroma. Like a mixture of fresh rubber and dandelions.
  08. Rhetoric comparable to Walt Whitman and Chevy Chase.
  07. He is my daily inspiration. I constantly find myself with a dreamy gaze upon my face pondering how he has made my life so wonderful.
  06. He rescued me from a roving band of village sacking saxons.
  05. He is going to punch me 10 times in the ovaries. Because yes in fact that was a Beaver, not a stupid bear.
  04. He is an amazing kisser (not that I know) but my sister Katie tells me about it all the time.
  03. Wit to spare
  02. Bulging biceps
  01. Eyes like a deep forest pool, so enchanting I get lost in them.

2 comments:

Christine said...

You must really like his biceps. You forgot to mention his slimy salamander

Leesa said...

EWWWWW CHRISTINE!!! I can't believe I have not looked on the blog until now. Little did I know that I had written such an awesome post about how much I like Bennett! No wonder you guys were giggling so much while you were writing this right in front of me! :)