Monster Cat Eats Bennett

So here's the story:

I came home earlier than expected on Tuesday night. I found Bennett's car in the driveway but all the lights were out in the house. I checked his room. NO BENNETT!! The one and only possible conclusion I could come to was that the Monster Cat who had been stalking our neighborhood had jumped him just as he was getting out of his car. Then the Monster Cat drug him off to some unknown destination and was eating Bennett. But, you might add, that would be rediculus. If the Monster Cat tried to eat Bennett, he would just kick him with his work boots. That my friends would be a possibility, but then you would be underestimating the cunning skill of this horrible CAT!

So that is what happened to Bennett. Sorry Katie.

Lovingly,

Your Mother