Ok, so the reason I don't ever write anything on this blog is because I mistakenly think I am not funny. HOWEVER, I now have correctly discovered that I am extremely funny and clever. For instance, I was writing the notes for my college algebra class about circles. Circles aren't naturally funny, but boy did I ever make them funny as you can see. These are the actual exact notes I am giving my students: (You aren't going to get the formulas because this bloggityblogblog can't read formulas evidently, but you can still get the hilarity of it anyway)
Pythagorean Theorem is used to find the distance between two points. Use your imagination and pretend that you want to find the distance between point (0, 0) and any point (x, y). You can use the following formula to find the distance: or you can simplify it like this: or . Now use your imaginations again and pretend you light one end of your “distance” on fire and you are swinging it around in the dark. What shape would you see? (Don’t really try this at home without adult supervision) The answer is you would see the shape of a circle
I bet my students will be rolling on the floor when they read this one. What think ye?
1 comment:
Ha! I was laughing!
This is Katie by the way.
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